March 2012
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kermitthefrrog:
on a scale of 1 to shinji did you see that
Everyone is Different - by Karkat Vantas
dudetime:
Watch2hot2erase:
analfucks:
ludashiki:
thepageofheart:
cjtheowl:
davekatwhisperer:
trickstermodeatnight:
mrchibs:
cabout:
thevinckanator:
This has been one of my favorite video’s for a long time.
shIT i IOST It
SEND HElp
DYING
SSSAJKDASD
good god
WASN’T EXPECTING THAT ONE…
Oh
I WAS ABOUT TO JUST SCROLL PASSED THIS,TOO. SO JDZKJZD KM.ZD JKZ
IDK WHAT TO EVEN
CRIES
I...
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null-sec replied to your post: Digimon or Pokemon
You -DID- say names man; THERE’S NO RULE THAT LOVE CAN’T EXTEND TO ABSTRACT CONCEPTS
OK YEAH BUT I STILL HAD A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT WOULD CONVINCE ME OF ONE OR THE OTHER IN A DATING SCENARIO
null-sec asked: Digimon or Pokemon
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Melissa says: YOU TROLLLLLLL
David says: (◕‿◕✿)
Melissa says: good thing this is all hypothetical because i think if presented with that opportunity i may have some internal nuclear fission meltdown or some shit go on in my heart.
David says: fuck the age difference
like honestly
Melissa says: seriously!!!!!!!
David says: the age stops mattering when it becomes SHERLOCK BLOODY HOLMES or A BLOODY TIME LORD
Melissa says: I KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
David says: British colloquialisms necessary
Melissa says: CAN I JUST SAY I LOVE YOU FOR THESE THOUGHTS
seite asked: David Tennant or Benedict Cumberbatch
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Put two names in my ask and I'll tell you which...
The Vegg, the vegan egg, is now available to...
texaseyelashes:
veganlove:
THE TWENTY-FIRST CENTURY IS WHEN EVERYTHING CHANGES!
P.S. It’s available through Food Fight! Just sayin.’
ARE YOU EXCITED? TheVegg.com
ew. disgusting.
What is this crazy concoction
WHAT IS IT MADE OF WHAT DOES IT TASTE LIKE
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Me: YEAH I'M GONNA DO HOMEWORK
*looks up game OSTs instead*
jaredsasquatch:
...
nuditea:
“when one door closes, another one opens”
imagine how annoying it would be if that were true
you close the bathroom door to pee and your front door suddenly blows open
your cat escapes
you run out and jump into the car to chase the cat and hear everything falling out of your over-stuffed pantry as its door unlatches
The 10th gif of a female in your folder is your...
kurokyu:
linh-linh:
My child’s a rebel
this is a female yeah?
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bubblycurls:
dollyerotica:
artemiscrocks:
that moment when one of your friends starts reading/watching something you’re obsessed with
and you turn into a total freak
WHERE ARE YOU AT
WHO’S YOUR FAVORITE
DO YOU SHIP MY OTP
DO YOU HATE CHARACTER X HE/SHE/IT IS A BITCH
WHAT PART ARE YOU AT NOW
DO YOU LOVE MY BABY
TELL ME ALL YOUR THOUGHTS
omg story of my life
Me and every time one...
vondell-swain:
mr-president:
adamusprime:
“gunshot wound” is redundant
we could just say “shot wound” or “gun wound”, we’d get the idea
it’s not like we say “the victim suffered a severe knifestab wound”
Not quite the same sort of thing, but yesterday I was thinking about how if you kill someone with an ax, then you’re an ax murderer, but if you kill someone with a gun or a knife or just...
Anonymous asked: Top 6 awesome people
seite:
Melissa (1000-rat-corpses)
Everyone from Skype (yes I like Melissa more than all of you :u)
Benedict Cumberbatch
Lady Gaga
Carla Shaw
Not you because your prompt sucks.
OH DAVID UR SO WONDERFUL
wait shit
i mean
seite!david
okay both i honestly didn’t mean for this to happen it’s just a reaction image
So I saw this last night
and before I could even process what I was doing
I made this
Prison Rules: As complete as I could make 'em
Prison rules
1. NO FANDOM FIGHTS: You are only allowed to start fights with regular prisoners if and only if they bash your fandom(s).
2. We all have one thing in common: gay pairings. Remember this when someone acts up.
3. Gay fanart workshop time is bonding time: Play nice and kindly help others if they ask for it.
4. Sherlock fandom: we would like to ask you to turn your cries off after 11pm. However this rule doesn't apply on Sunday.
5. Doctor Who fandom: We know bananas are high in potassium. Leave it. Also your screwdriver is not sonic and will be confiscated.
6. Supernatural fandom: please do not take all the salt from the cafeteria.
7. Fans are allowed to be in more than one fandom, do not seclude them if they do.
8. Harry Potter fandom: That is not a wand, it is a stick, and it is not allowed indoors.
9. Glee fandom: Those prison guards are not secretly a couple, stop shipping everything.
10. Darren Criss fandom: The furniture is for SITTING/SLEEPING on, not jumping, so please refrain from doing so.
11. Doctor Who fandom: No breaking out, you're not River Song and this isn't Storm Cage
12. AtLA fandom: Zutarans and Kataangers to stop infighting immediately. We're all in this together. Also fake bending battles to be confined to rec time please, you're weirding out the guards.
13. Furnace Fandom: There are no such things as Wheezers, you're scaring the other inmates with your weird stories.
14. Glee fandom: Please stop crafting shivs while glaring menacingly at other shippers after every ship war you guys have. It's getting ridiculous and they're really starting to pile up.
15. Pirates of the Caribbean fans: please do not steal the emergency supply of rum.
16. X-Men First Class fandom: stop destroying all the cleaning buckets, they won't look like that damn helmet anyway
17. Amnesia fandom: You're not in the prison level, there is no need to hide in dark corners and cry for your lantern. You are freaking out your inmates.
18. Hunger Games fandom: No forcing each fandom to select a champion to send in battle against one another.
19. My Little Pony fandom: Love and Tolerate the shit out of EVERYONE.
20. Whedonites: Don't be afraid to like the other prisoners. Joss can't kill them off in here.
21. Batman fandom: Stop stealing the Whovian's lipstick. You are not the Joker.
22. Twilight fandom: Don't pick fights with the Harry Potter fans in the cafeteria. You cannot slay them with sparkles.
23. Wholockians: You can't insist we pray to Moffat during religious services. Your prayers do not appease him or his troll Gatiss.
24. Firefly fandom: Those aren't coats. Those are blankets you've fashioned to look like coats. Stop it! ...It's the middle of winter and we don't have the budget for this.
25. Buffy fandom: No, we aren't going to establish a policy of exposing every staff member and inmate to sunlight on a daily basis 'just to make sure'. And no, you can't all work in the woodshop making 'stakes'. Sorry, those are just wooden shivs.
26. Portal and Stargate Fandoms: Your cellmates do not appreciate the chalk circles you keep drawing on the walls. Besides, for it to work you’d have to have the end of the wormhole be on the outside of the prison. Unless you are just sneaking into the kitchen.
27. Skyrim Fandom: Stop calling people “milk-drinkers”. You don’t even know what that MEANS. Also no-one wants to hear about your knee.
28. White Collar Fandom: Pretty sure the guards are looking out for that escape technique by now. You’re never going to grow a convincing beard anyway.
29. Princess Bride: You are NOT Inigo Montoya, your father is upset that you are in jail, and if you quote this again you should prepare to die.
30. Golden Compass: No one else can see your daemon, so it’s kind of freaking people out that you talk to it so much.
31. Temeraire: The egg you get at breakfast is hard boiled. It will never hatch into a dragon, and hoarding them under your pillow won’t change that. Cut it out, they are starting to smell.
32. Dr. Horrible: Actually, the freeze ray you are making out of matchsticks looks quite cool. You may proceed. But hitting on other people on laundry day is unacceptable.
33. Battlestar Galactica: Just because they’re not in your fandom doesn’t make them Cylons! They would appreciate it if you stopped quizzing them on human emotions.
34. House: It COULD be Lupus. But I think you’re getting the prison doctor, not House, to check it out.
35. Mad Men: Um, no, you can’t act like that because we don’t live in the 60’s anymore. Put out that cigar and stop groping the buxom ladies.
36. Vampire Diaries: Stop trying to kill the Twilight fans. You started the whole romanticizing thing, so it’s partially your fault!
37. Song of Ice and Fire: No matter how much you petition the parole board, they will never transfer you to “the Wall”
38. IT Crowd: After you make the necessary jokes, you really should fix the computer. How else will the fanfiction get written?
39.Tin Tin: Pretending to get drunk on the water is not that funny.
40. Monk: Please share your neurotic tendencies only with those who give permission. Organizing people’s cells when they are out in the yard is likely to get you punched.
41. South Park: Just because his name is Kenny doesn’t give you the right to kill him! Also he is not a cartoon. Put the prisoner down.
42. Slenderfandom: No we are not proxies trying to torment you. Put down that camera and knife right now.
43. M*A*S*H: You are no longer permitted in the arts and crafts room if you keep attempting to preform surgery on the tables.
44. [Prototype]: Stop trying to eat the inmates! You will not gain memories or their appearance by doing so.
45. inFAMOUS: You are no longer allowed near any electrical equipment. We've lost a lot of your type because you kept sticking forks in the sockets trying to gain its energy.
46. Kingdom Hearts: We are not Heartless, we are not Nobodies. Put down that broomstick, it is not a keyblade.
47. Homestuck: You are not allowed near the gray face paint anymore. We will also be forced to remove a certain water holding container if you don't stop trying to have sex over top of them. It is unsanitary.
48. The Last Airbender: Stop snapping our silverware in half. It's not considered metalbending and if you continue, we will be forced to use plastic forks and knives again..
