Tony smirked. Smirked.
Robert Downey Jr.:
The Avengers full character banners.
Gets blown up and STILL takes the time to move his cape. Sassy Loki is the best Loki XD
Oh God, I just came up with a scenario in my head where he’s actually being surprised by someone (female) sneaking up on him after he’s gotten somewhat knocked out…and that predator look…unf…
Loki : The Sassiest God in the Garrison.
Loki honey, you’ve got some serious stripper move…
Loki: Rightful King of Sassgard
Everyone, America’s favorite bird: Hawkeye.
Based on this.
LISTEN HERE, CUMSLUT, THAT AVENGER PROBABLY DIED AFTER GOING INTO THE CHOCOLATE FOUNTAIN
^ I just spit my drink everywhere
Fuck, I love the chocolate bird meme.
I bet you 5 million dollars you don’t own a Hawkeye. But guess what? I own 7.
FUCKING CHOCOLATE FOUNTAIN BIRD
Listen here you mewling quim, I bet you the Tesseract that you don’t own Hawkeye. But guess what? I own him. And I can tell you right now that Hawkeye would never just walk into something like a chocolate fountain. He’ll rarely even leave his nest.
But say that your idiotic theory is correct.
Say he did actually walk into it.
That Avenger still probably died.
Is that still funny to you? Do you still get your kicks out of knowing that that Hawkeye was probably terrified and opening his mouth to scream in that last panel?
And if you say yes then I might have a career for you as part of Loki’s army.
I may or may not have just watched The Avengers again.
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