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Welcome to my terrible blog.
I post all kinds of stuff like the Protomen, Metalocalypse, Mother 3, Yume Nikki, lots of animals and nature, anime and video games, and (lots of) general stupid. I rarely if ever post something NSFW.

plumrandom:

Miami Zombie Attack Prank.

The guy who made this video publicly stated that this was a bad idea and very dangerous! He had a gun pulled on him and almost got physical attacked, so don’t try this at home in other words…. but My God it was funny.

…and in other news, the CDC after numerous inquiries, had to release a statement that stated “No Zombie Apocalypse.” And “Zombie Apocalypse” was the 3rd most searched phase on Google by last Friday.

Source: Miami Herald and Huffington Post

OMFGGGGGG

didyouknowgaming:

Half-Life 2.

HOW FUCKED ARE YOU?

I HAVE FIVE GUN STORES IN MY GENERAL AREA, AND TWO MORE ON THE OUTSKIRTS. I THINK I’LL BE OKAY.

FUCK YEAHHH TEXASSSSSS

Aannnddd, tons of grocery stores, 12 military places, a radio tower right in the middle of campus, 9  outdoor supplies stores, and 2 doctors and 3 pharmacies

reapersun:

SUDDENLY ZOMBIES

“sherlock isn’t he dangerous”

“nonsense. he follows me around, he compliments my intelligence, he tries to bite me occasionally… the same as it ever was.”

then everyone is zombies

mrsalbertwesker:

kimikomuffin:

LEFT 5 DEAD with Chris Redfield

LOL. Chris cannot comprehend shooting and running. :|

suckmyphallus:

zombify:

skiz220:

World Map Of People Who Google ‘Zombies’

Smh it had to be America and Europe to mostly be concerned about Zombie’s (i call it preparation)

Who googled zombies

Japan’s ready. USA’s ready. Europe is ready.

For a second, I wondered why there wasn’t any on Russia.

Then I remembered, they’re ready by default.